How soon is too soon for Santa to show up and for Christmas decorations to go up?

I know that this isn't possible...but in a perfect world there would be a law that states Santa can't show up until the day after Christmas, and Christmas lights can't go up til December 1st.  In addition to all that, Christmas lights have to be taken down by Jan 15th of the new year.  Plus, Thanksgiving would be celebrated in some form or fashion every week in November until turkey day.  Now, I know all that isn't possible, but ...if this was the United States of Glo, it would be law!

Honey, Santa is reminding me of a relative that has outworn his welcome during the holidays.  I'm seeing "the white bearded man" too much, for too long.

Now, for those who say "...well Glo, you know this really isn't a holiday for you."  I say "bah-hum-bug!"  I love Christmas just like the next person, but I don't love Christmas at the expense of Thanksgiving.  I do not want to fah-lah-lah-lah-lah during a cookoout.  At this point, I fully expect to see Santa at Safeway in the turkey section holding a Butterball? LOL

If we could just slow down, so we can all catch up, that would be great!